How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Donald Trump

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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