- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What's big and messy? A big mess

A homosexual walks into a church

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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