- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Twenty-Four

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

bob saget

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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