- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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