What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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