Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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You idiot.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Women's rights.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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