an athiest walks into a church

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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TOBUSCUS

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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tea with milk?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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