7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Woman's rights

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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