- Anti Joke

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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