- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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