Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Bean.

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Women's rights

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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