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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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