What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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brandon ya twwat

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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