What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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