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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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