- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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