What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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