girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Some people like melon and others like soup.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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