- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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