What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

My friend harris is fat.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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