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A man sat on a chair

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Tunechi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Womens' Rights

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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