I just can't stand sitting down!

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Kelly Clarkson

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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