What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Womens' Rights

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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