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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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