- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

You know what's catchy? A cold

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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