- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Take this and put it- No.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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