An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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