What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Welcome to die!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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