- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Canadians

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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