What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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