Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

i have yougurt with tractor

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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