What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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