how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Black people

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Badgers are cool

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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politically correct!

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yfygcugyuyc

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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