- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

xavier stop

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why did it die Nothing died

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