- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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