Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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split your ass cheek

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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