- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

womens rights

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

I share two rooms with my mother.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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