Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

If life throws you melons... ouch

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

How much Is a free app on my market?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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