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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Not a joke.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Health food.

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Anti Joke

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