- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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