- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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