- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

I Have a Black Friend

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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