What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

raping black women

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Anti Joke

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