- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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