MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

She said no

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

rishi is gay (coventry england)

baby seal walks into a club

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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