Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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you will now laugh.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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