Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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