what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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penis

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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