It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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