Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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knock knock piss off

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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